I'm Stephen Walker and I use Helvetica for my sins...

(This isn't me, this is only a picture of me)

I got my previous email list sent to the dumpster because someone's feelings got hurt (RIP 4732 subs)

I've had to start again cause I was super smart and backed it up often obviously...

I'm a writer, storyteller & professional cat herder

My emails will make you laugh, cry OR irrationally angry

However, they're so fun, entertaining & addictive that even the bots on the internet sign up to rip them off


When I'm not indoctrinating people into my cult world, I write daily promotional emails about the craft of writing, psychology & self publishing pulp fiction.


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By ticking this box you pinky promise that:
✅These are your REAL details
✅You're fine with DAILY PROMOTIONAL EMAILS
✅You know that you can unsubscribe from them at any time by clicking the link found in every email

...and because I'm incredibly passionate about not starving as an artist. I will promote my products, services & other things I think you'll find incredibly useful.


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